Monday | June 17th, 2013

#220 And Don’t Forget The Pickles (Je ne suis pas grosse, je suis enceinte!)

When I was pregnant with my now-teenaged son, I had uncontrollable cravings for Baskin Robbins Banana Royale sundaes and German Red Cabbage.  It’s not an interesting fact, but it is relevant.  In other news, Tom Servo.

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Christmas Tree 2013 Ideas

December 20th, 2013

Just spent your $20 gift card at Target for a new Christmas tree but can’t afford to buy new decorations? Too lazy to find your old decorations in the garage/attic/basement/neighbor’s house? Then why not decorate your tree with Halo action figures? Nothing says “Holiday Spirit” like tiny graven images representing the dead heroes of Reach or the insane heroes of HAFT. And any Cortana you have lying around belongs on the top of the tree.
Cortana Christmas Tree photo 2013TreeXmas-35021_zpsb61d7987.jpg
Because shut up. Merry Christmas!

2013 Christmas Tree Decorated with HAFT

PS: For those of you of mixed Judeo-Christian extraction such as myself, don’t forget to check out “HAFT Half-Jewish Christmas”, a holiday favorite. Well, at least amongst my action figures…

Elnea’s Red vs Blue Valentine’s Day Cards

February 14th, 2011

Too tired or poor to buy valentines this year? Then print out valentines from my “Red vs Blue” valentine album! Over 150 quotes from the popular Halo machinima series to choose from including some of their “public service announcements” and their anime short. I’ve been making these for several years and I can guarantee you’ll always find just the right sentiment in these cards, from “I love you” to “Shut up, you ruined my life!” There’s a card for every relationship!

Elnea’s RvB Valentine Photobucket Album


Linnea AKA Elnea

Happy Hanukkah & Merry Christmas

December 22nd, 2009

Here’s a song I put together for my mixed-religion family a few years ago. I decided that Halo Action Figure Theater would be the way I finally made a video for this beautiful and haunting tribute to Hanukkah and Christmas. Please enjoy. Also, enjoy Chuck Norris playing the accordion in a Santa hat. Because that so totally would happen.

Half-Jewish Christmas Song: Halo Action Figure Theater


John didn't want Six to smell his bad breath, so he decided not to take off his helmet to kiss her.

You would even say it glows

December 21st, 2009

Here’s another motivational poster for up-and-coming Artificial Intelligence units who insist on dressing like strippers:
Cortana's light-up hoo-ha
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Plot synopses update: “Meanwhile, back at the ranch…”

March 17th, 2008

The plot line of Halo Action Figure Theater is starting to speed up as all the events begin to converge. This means more exposition, which means more reading, and let’s face it, none of us read webcomics to read webcomics. It’s to see the pretty pictures… like… of Cortana’s bright blue derrière (“derrière”, of course, being French for “caboose”). Woo hoo!

A few folks have expressed a bit of confusion about the plot so I’ve put up two synopses of the important events of the last 60 or so issues. I’ve included all of the events that I feel are most relevant.

If you really want to stroll down memory lane, you can look back at the first two plot synopses too, but to catch up on current events you really just need to look at Synopsis 3 and Synopsis 4 which will get you up to HAFT Issue #133.

In future if you want to go back to read those again, just click on the links you see to the right of this post. Happy reading… if you dare!

Dunh dunh DUNH…

In other news, many thanks to Dennis at Halo CE Chronicles for the mention and props in his webcomic. It is so cool to be referenced like that. I feel like this must be what self-actualization is like or something. Seriously, that is so cool. Thanks!

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