Welcome
Cue the Gone With the Wind music and wind machines.
Right.
Welcome to Halo Action Figure Theater. It all started when I noticed that the blue toy looked bigger and more macho than the pink toy. And as a girl, trained from birth to ritually insist that the blue toys marry the pink toys, I had no choice but to take this photo. Yeah… this is why you should never let girls play with your tough guy toys. It will all… inevitably… go terribly… terribly wrong.
Oh, also, I love Halo. The game, the franchise, the books, the music, the machinima… Also, I am a huge Marvel comics fan. Also, I am a retired eye surgeon. And a mom. Uh… also I play the piano. And bake cookies.
Okay. Kind of uncomfortable now. Just start reading. It is all self-explanatory.
By the way, any time you start thinking this series is getting really serious or heavy, come back and look at this image. This will remind you that this entire premise is completely silly. I mean… look at that.
That is just wrong.
May 16th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
awww *sobs* so pretty so *sobs* heart touching wait,boys on’t cry
May 23rd, 2009 at 3:19 am
Saw the write up of HAFT on webcomicplanet.com and just had to come look! 🙂
January 11th, 2010 at 7:33 am
is this the first comic 🙂
January 11th, 2010 at 7:42 am
steve hasa gurl frend (reapeat)
January 11th, 2010 at 6:33 pm
marvel comics are awsome avengers asembole . ow i just got an idea i have to get my marvel legends and halo firgures by
HAFT is awome keep going
January 12th, 2010 at 5:28 pm
and thus begain da da da an awsome web comic
love HAFT
March 24th, 2011 at 6:32 pm
Can Spartans even have kids…..and can an Elite make a human/Spartan preganent….and IS THERE EVEN FEMALE ELITES?
July 22nd, 2012 at 9:52 am
Well, unless Elites reproduce by mitosis, odds are that female Elites do exist. Although it’s unlikely that an Elite could impregnate a human female unless their reproductive cells contain the same or nearly the same number of chromosomes.
January 14th, 2013 at 7:27 pm
Yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck etc
🙂