Welcome
Cue the Gone With the Wind music and wind machines.
Right.
Welcome to Halo Action Figure Theater. It all started when I noticed that the blue toy looked bigger and more macho than the pink toy. And as a girl, trained from birth to ritually insist that the blue toys marry the pink toys, I had no choice but to take this photo. Yeah… this is why you should never let girls play with your tough guy toys. It will all… inevitably… go terribly… terribly wrong.
Oh, also, I love Halo. The game, the franchise, the books, the music, the machinima… Also, I am a huge Marvel comics fan. Also, I am a retired eye surgeon. And a mom. Uh… also I play the piano. And bake cookies.
Okay. Kind of uncomfortable now. Just start reading. It is all self-explanatory.
By the way, any time you start thinking this series is getting really serious or heavy, come back and look at this image. This will remind you that this entire premise is completely silly. I mean… look at that.
That is just wrong.