Hey, kids! Passover is just steeped with F. U. N. fun! Those gentile kids get to look for candy eggs. Don’t be jealous just because you only get to look for the cracker in the handkerchief! You’ve forgotten the thrills and enjoyment of playing with your Plague Toys!
Yes, now you get to play with the: Passover Ten Plagues Finger Puppets!
Oh what fun you’ll have as you and your friends make up exciting tales of adventure, romance and disease using your new plague puppets. Or, if you have no friends, you can put one on each finger, and play by yourself by the window while you watch the gentile kids look for chocolate eggs on Easter. If you have no fingers, you can put them on top of your action figures:
This journal entry was brought to you by Linnea’s self-appointed half-Jewish/half-Christian committee to make plagues and crucifixions equally fun for kids.