July 31st, 2007

#62 Pulp Fiction (Les mensonges de Monsieur Norris)

It is really best to imagine that all food comes from a large factory made from large plastic pellets. Also, it is best not to eat food that looks like its original form. For instance, don’t order fish with the head still on, or eat lobster in anything other than soup. This of course, is why I would be one of the first to die in a post-apocalyptic world, because I would be so completely incapable of sustaining myself. Unlike Gambit, I can’t sustain myself by eating the insulation off of wiring (name that X-Men issue or event). Sure, I’ve eaten a few raspberries off of my raspberry bushes, and I would probably be able to eat my cats if I were really starving, but ultimately, it would be people like Colonel (who has the added advantage of being well-armed) that would probably come out on top. Remember, soylent green is people.*

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