September 19th, 2007
#76 Outed (L’homme parle avec le vert)
It be talk like a pirate day, mateys. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, yarrr.
Today I be sittin’ at a red light, and a wee lass in a Honda Accord rammed into me rig. She left ‘er mark on me stern.
Now I be havin’ a second license plate on me carrrr that’ll be easy to read when I be going to the parallel mirror dimension next week, yarrrr…
I hied meself to yon emergency room an’ they rayed me neck with the X. No fractures fer me, but I got a goodly stash o’ benzodiazepine fer the pain to use tommora…. Yarrrr….
Also, I be workin’ on yon HAFT plot summaries and character profiles which ye can access by clicking HERE.
YArrrrr… ow.