Dun dunnn dunnnnnnnn….
What? You didn’t guess they were secretly married? Chuck Norris. Barbie. They are WAY too wholesome to be doing the deed outside of the bonds of holy matrimony. I mean, have you read Against All Odds or Barbie Loves Pets? Of course, the Admiral and Colonel here are totally unrelated to those icons, as evidenced by their TOTALLY different first names (Charles and Barbarella) but you know, trying to respect the legends here…
And the storyline is totally NOT getting dark or depressing. C’mon. Look at the tiny dogtag and the little sixth-scale briefcase and teeny weeny human tissue transport container. Aren’t they just darling?!