Halo Action Figure Theater

Just spent your $20 gift card at Target for a new Christmas tree but can’t afford to buy new decorations? Too lazy to find your old decorations in the garage/attic/basement/neighbor’s house? Then why not decorate your tree with Halo action figures? Nothing says “Holiday Spirit” like tiny graven images representing the dead heroes of Reach or the insane heroes of HAFT. And any Cortana you have lying around belongs on the top of the tree.

Because shut up. Merry Christmas!

PS: For those of you of mixed Judeo-Christian extraction such as myself, don’t forget to check out “HAFT Half-Jewish Christmas”, a holiday favorite. Well, at least amongst my action figures…

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