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	<title>Halo Action Figure Theater</title>
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	<description>The Steve and Lois Chronicles. A Web Comic...  with Halo Action Figures.</description>
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		<title>#188 She&#8217;s Got a Great Personality (Le docteur d&#8217;amour )</title>
		<link>http://haft.bungie.org/2009/11/03/188-shes-got-a-great-personality-le-docteur-damour/</link>
		<comments>http://haft.bungie.org/2009/11/03/188-shes-got-a-great-personality-le-docteur-damour/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 03:45:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elnea</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comics]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://haft.bungie.org/?p=373</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://haft.bungie.org/2009/11/03/188-shes-got-a-great-personality-le-docteur-damour/'><img src='http://haft.bungie.org/comics/2009-11-03HAFT188ShesGot.jpg' border='0' /></a></p>For those new to the comic, the cute little infection form called &#8220;Wuvvy&#8221; is the remnant of Jason&#8217;s old girlfriend Rhonda, who was turned into a really nasty carrier flood form by Michael Black, and then exploded herself into a shower of vanilla pudding and Wuvvy in order to save Jason&#8217;s life. 
In retrospect, that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://haft.bungie.org/2009/11/03/188-shes-got-a-great-personality-le-docteur-damour/'><img src='http://haft.bungie.org/comics/2009-11-03HAFT188ShesGot.jpg' border='0' /></a></p><p>For those new to the comic, the cute little infection form called &#8220;Wuvvy&#8221; is the remnant of Jason&#8217;s old girlfriend <a href="http://haft.bungie.org/2008/03/15/137-painful-demonstration-le-comedie-est-une-tragedie/">Rhonda</a>, who was turned into a really nasty carrier flood form by Michael Black, and then <a href="http://haft.bungie.org/2007/10/27/982-mmmmm-pudding-rhonda-est-un-blancmange/">exploded herself</a> into a shower of vanilla pudding and <a href="http://haft.bungie.org/2008/03/03/133-i-wemember-wanda-la-petite-pomme-de-terre/">Wuvvy</a> in order to save Jason&#8217;s life. </p>
<p>In retrospect, that seems a little weird.  It made total sense at the time.</p>
<p>Anyway, now it appears Wuvvy is the only remaining zombie.  You can tell she&#8217;s a zombie because she talks in green speech bubbles.  </p>
<p>That also makes total sense.   To me.</p>
<p><em>*skips away merrily*</em></p>
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		<title>#187 Never Too Old Too Shame (Comme un Pez Dispenser)</title>
		<link>http://haft.bungie.org/2009/10/31/187-never-too-old-too-shame-comme-un-pez-dispenser/</link>
		<comments>http://haft.bungie.org/2009/10/31/187-never-too-old-too-shame-comme-un-pez-dispenser/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 01:58:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elnea</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lois]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Steve]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Steve's mom]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://haft.bungie.org/?p=368</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://haft.bungie.org/2009/10/31/187-never-too-old-too-shame-comme-un-pez-dispenser/'><img src='http://haft.bungie.org/comics/2009-10-31HAFT187LikePez.jpg' border='0' /></a></p>Happy Halloween! 
Edit (Nov 3, 2009):  Steve&#8217;s head was first seen to come off in HAFT #103 &#8220;Exchange Rate&#8221;.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://haft.bungie.org/2009/10/31/187-never-too-old-too-shame-comme-un-pez-dispenser/'><img src='http://haft.bungie.org/comics/2009-10-31HAFT187LikePez.jpg' border='0' /></a></p><p>Happy Halloween! </p>
<p>Edit (Nov 3, 2009):  Steve&#8217;s head was first seen to come off in <a href="http://haft.bungie.org/2007/12/15/exchange-rate-le-garcon-duno-est-un-garcon-demo/">HAFT #103 &#8220;Exchange Rate&#8221;</a>.</p>
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		<title>#186 Moar Mouthwash (Votre thalamus était délicieux)</title>
		<link>http://haft.bungie.org/2009/10/29/186-moar-mouthwash-votre-thalamus-etait-delicieux/</link>
		<comments>http://haft.bungie.org/2009/10/29/186-moar-mouthwash-votre-thalamus-etait-delicieux/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:57:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elnea</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[brains]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Claude]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lois]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Steve]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wuvvy]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://haft.bungie.org/?p=362</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://haft.bungie.org/2009/10/29/186-moar-mouthwash-votre-thalamus-etait-delicieux/'><img src='http://haft.bungie.org/comics/2009-10-29HAFT186Moar.jpg' border='0' /></a></p>Ew?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://haft.bungie.org/2009/10/29/186-moar-mouthwash-votre-thalamus-etait-delicieux/'><img src='http://haft.bungie.org/comics/2009-10-29HAFT186Moar.jpg' border='0' /></a></p><p>Ew?</p>
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		<title>#185 Resurrection (C&#8217;est votre nouvelle vie)</title>
		<link>http://haft.bungie.org/2009/10/20/185-resurrection-cest-votre-nouvelle-vie/</link>
		<comments>http://haft.bungie.org/2009/10/20/185-resurrection-cest-votre-nouvelle-vie/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 04:47:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elnea</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[admiral]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cent cinq]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Colonel]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Norris]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://haft.bungie.org/?p=359</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://haft.bungie.org/2009/10/20/185-resurrection-cest-votre-nouvelle-vie/'><img src='http://haft.bungie.org/comics/2009-10-20HAFT185Rezzed.jpg' border='0' /></a></p>Ceci n&#8217;est pas une pipe&#8230;
&#8230;wuv!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://haft.bungie.org/2009/10/20/185-resurrection-cest-votre-nouvelle-vie/'><img src='http://haft.bungie.org/comics/2009-10-20HAFT185Rezzed.jpg' border='0' /></a></p><p>Ceci n&#8217;est pas une pipe&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230;wuv!</p>
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		<title>#184 What Was the Plot Again? (J&#8217;ai oublié tout )</title>
		<link>http://haft.bungie.org/2009/10/19/184-whats-the-plot-again-jai-oublie-tout/</link>
		<comments>http://haft.bungie.org/2009/10/19/184-whats-the-plot-again-jai-oublie-tout/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 06:13:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elnea</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comics]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://haft.bungie.org/?p=355</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://haft.bungie.org/2009/10/19/184-whats-the-plot-again-jai-oublie-tout/'><img src='http://haft.bungie.org/comics/2009-10-19HAFT184WhatsPlot.jpg' border='0' /></a></p>When we last saw everyone:
Six had been unable to deactivate the zomb-o-tron 9000 because she was overwhelmed by MIB zombies.
Jason had seen Brad join the fight, thus bringing all the zombies together.  As instructed by the blue lady, he swung the magic grifball hammer  thus killing all the zombies.   Also, a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://haft.bungie.org/2009/10/19/184-whats-the-plot-again-jai-oublie-tout/'><img src='http://haft.bungie.org/comics/2009-10-19HAFT184WhatsPlot.jpg' border='0' /></a></p><p>When we last saw everyone:</p>
<p>Six had been unable to deactivate the zomb-o-tron 9000 because she was overwhelmed by MIB zombies.</p>
<p>Jason had seen Brad join the fight, thus bringing all the zombies together.  As instructed by the blue lady, he swung the magic grifball hammer  thus killing all the zombies.   Also, a bunch of people were killed in the fight in the old-fashioned fighty shoot-&#8217;em-up way.</p>
<p>Colonel O&#8217;Hara (Barbie) took a bullet for Chuck Norris and died in Chuck&#8217;s arms, prompting him to <em>cry. *gasp*</em> </p>
<p>As for Black,  Admiral Norris roundhouse kicked him through the hull of the space station; Black doesn&#8217;t know the twinz are his kids and are alive.</p>
<p>DEAD: Lois, Jason, John, Brad, Claude (eaten by zombies), Betty, Cent-Cinq</p>
<p>ALIVE: Steve, Six, Tony, Pikachu/Eldrad, some Gunslingers and an Uber Ultimate Squad Alpha One guy</p>
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		<title>Guest Comic: OboeCrazy</title>
		<link>http://haft.bungie.org/2009/10/18/guest-comic-oboecrazy/</link>
		<comments>http://haft.bungie.org/2009/10/18/guest-comic-oboecrazy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 23:24:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elnea</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comics]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://haft.bungie.org/?p=331</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://haft.bungie.org/2009/10/18/guest-comic-oboecrazy/'><img src='http://haft.bungie.org/comics/2009-10-18HAFTOboeCrazy1200.jpg' border='0' /></a></p>Several months ago my BFF OboeCrazy sent me the above comic as a gentle push to start writing Halo Action Figure Theater again.  But I do these issues as the spirit hits me;  I really have to be in the mood to sit on the floor and spend hours playing and photographing my [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://haft.bungie.org/2009/10/18/guest-comic-oboecrazy/'><img src='http://haft.bungie.org/comics/2009-10-18HAFTOboeCrazy1200.jpg' border='0' /></a></p><p>Several months ago my BFF OboeCrazy sent me the above comic as a gentle push to start writing Halo Action Figure Theater again.  But I do these issues as the spirit hits me;  I really have to be in the mood to sit on the floor and spend hours playing and photographing my dollies&#8230;  I mean&#8230;  <em>action figures&#8230;</em> and their tiny pistols, grenades and 1:6 scale waffles.   It happens that the spirit <em>has</em> hit me again and I&#8217;ve already got a few issues made.   New one tomorrow.  For today please enjoy OboeCrazy&#8217;s take on the world of HAFT.</p>
<p>PS:  The Halo 3 sniper figure with the scout helmet and Hayabusa shoulders is a custom job Oboecrazy did of her old in-game avatar.  Nice work! </p>
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		<title>#183 Amor Vincit Omnia (Triomphes d&#8217;amour)</title>
		<link>http://haft.bungie.org/2009/06/04/183-amor-vincit-omnia-triomphes-damour/</link>
		<comments>http://haft.bungie.org/2009/06/04/183-amor-vincit-omnia-triomphes-damour/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 22:07:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elnea</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chuck Norris]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[miracle]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://haft.bungie.org/?p=317</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://haft.bungie.org/2009/06/04/183-amor-vincit-omnia-triomphes-damour/'><img src='http://haft.bungie.org/comics/2009-06-04HAFT183Amor.jpg' border='0' /></a></p>HALO 3 SPOILER ALERT:  You know how at the end of Halo 3 when it looked like everyone but the Admiral was dead and you saw the numbers &#8220;117&#8243; scratched into the memorial and then you got that message from Bungie on your TV and your heart just totally sank?  Yeah, well, I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://haft.bungie.org/2009/06/04/183-amor-vincit-omnia-triomphes-damour/'><img src='http://haft.bungie.org/comics/2009-06-04HAFT183Amor.jpg' border='0' /></a></p><p>HALO 3 SPOILER ALERT:  You know how at the end of Halo 3 when it looked like everyone but the Admiral was dead and you saw the numbers &#8220;117&#8243; scratched into the memorial and then you got <a href="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y20/LinneaRetina/HAFT/BungieSignoff.jpg">that message from Bungie</a> on your TV and your heart just totally sank?  Yeah, well, I thought about doing that&#8230;  just to draw things out.  Maybe I&#8217;d have had you guys read a &#8220;So long and thanks for all the fish!&#8221; message or a whole bunch of fake credits before I let you know everything was going to be okay.  But you know what? That&#8217;s really mean!   Do you hear me, Bungie people?!  I&#8217;m talkin&#8217; to you!  I was so sad at the end of Halo 3.  And then I had to watch all the credits <em>(&#8221;For the Horde!&#8221;)</em> chewing my nails with my heart in my throat and then<em> finally</em> I saw things were okay.</p>
<p><em>*sob*</em></p>
<p>Ahem.</p>
<p>Anyway&#8230;   Chuck Norris has saved the day.  Of course he has.  Come on.  He&#8217;s Chuck Norris. </p>
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		<title>#182 Puppet Masters (La salle blanche)</title>
		<link>http://haft.bungie.org/2009/06/01/182-puppet-masters-la-salle-blanche/</link>
		<comments>http://haft.bungie.org/2009/06/01/182-puppet-masters-la-salle-blanche/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 22:51:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elnea</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Astral Plane]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cortana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mysterious Man]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://haft.bungie.org/?p=314</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://haft.bungie.org/2009/06/01/182-puppet-masters-la-salle-blanche/'><img src='http://haft.bungie.org/comics/2009-06-01HAFT182PMasters.jpg' border='0' /></a></p>The more I play with&#8230;  ahem&#8230;  I mean&#8230;  examine McFarlane&#8217;s Cortana, the more lovely I think she is.  What a beautiful job he did with her.  I only wish I could show you better the way she looks lit up.  
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://haft.bungie.org/2009/06/01/182-puppet-masters-la-salle-blanche/'><img src='http://haft.bungie.org/comics/2009-06-01HAFT182PMasters.jpg' border='0' /></a></p><p>The more I play with&#8230;  ahem&#8230;  I mean&#8230;  examine McFarlane&#8217;s Cortana, the more lovely I think she is.  What a beautiful job he did with her.  I only wish I could show you better the way she looks lit up.  </p>
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		<title>#181 Everybody Dies (Fin?)</title>
		<link>http://haft.bungie.org/2009/05/28/181-everybody-dies-fin/</link>
		<comments>http://haft.bungie.org/2009/05/28/181-everybody-dies-fin/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 00:25:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elnea</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://haft.bungie.org/?p=309</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://haft.bungie.org/2009/05/28/181-everybody-dies-fin/'><img src='http://haft.bungie.org/comics/2009-05-28HAFT181HrkBleh.jpg' border='0' /></a></p>I think Roosterteeth&#8217;s &#8220;Hrk&#8230; bleh&#8221; should be the official death noise of the internet.  Or is it already?
   
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://haft.bungie.org/2009/05/28/181-everybody-dies-fin/'><img src='http://haft.bungie.org/comics/2009-05-28HAFT181HrkBleh.jpg' border='0' /></a></p><p>I think Roosterteeth&#8217;s &#8220;Hrk&#8230; bleh&#8221; should be the official death noise of the internet.  Or is it already?<br />
 <img src='http://haft.bungie.org/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />  </p>
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		<title>#180 Arrowed (Le coup-de-pied de roundhouse)</title>
		<link>http://haft.bungie.org/2009/05/25/180-arrowed-le-coup-de-pied-de-roundhouse/</link>
		<comments>http://haft.bungie.org/2009/05/25/180-arrowed-le-coup-de-pied-de-roundhouse/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 10:08:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elnea</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://haft.bungie.org/?p=306</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://haft.bungie.org/2009/05/25/180-arrowed-le-coup-de-pied-de-roundhouse/'><img src='http://haft.bungie.org/comics/2009-05-25HAFT180Arrowd.jpg' border='0' /></a></p>A shout out to Azamitheron for helping me get this comic out on time. 
PS: Arrowed!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://haft.bungie.org/2009/05/25/180-arrowed-le-coup-de-pied-de-roundhouse/'><img src='http://haft.bungie.org/comics/2009-05-25HAFT180Arrowd.jpg' border='0' /></a></p><p>A shout out to Azamitheron for helping me get this comic out on time. </p>
<p>PS: <a href="http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs1.html">Arrowed!</a></p>
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