Halo Action Figure Theater » MIB http://haft.bungie.org The Steve and Lois Chronicles. A Web Comic... with Halo Action Figures. Sat, 14 Nov 2009 23:21:55 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 #112 The Room Service Sucks (La nudité gratuite) http://haft.bungie.org/2008/01/12/112-the-room-service-sucks-la-nudite-gratuite/ http://haft.bungie.org/2008/01/12/112-the-room-service-sucks-la-nudite-gratuite/#comments Sun, 13 Jan 2008 05:42:41 +0000 admin http://haft.bungie.org/2008/01/12/112-the-room-service-sucks-la-nudite-gratuite/

I was chatting to my friend Quikthnkr about yesterday’s HAFT comic, and that I thought perhaps I could have revealed more in the last frame about the Admiral’s feelings other than, “Nobody messes with my wife!” He e-mailed me some suggestions for other things I could have put in the last bubble: *** CN (comedy): Nobody [...]]]>

I was chatting to my friend Quikthnkr about yesterday’s HAFT comic, and that I thought perhaps I could have revealed more in the last frame about the Admiral’s feelings other than, “Nobody messes with my wife!” He e-mailed me some suggestions for other things I could have put in the last bubble:

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CN (comedy): Nobody plays with my toys without permission! (works on several levels)

CN: (Darker Comedy): Nobody breaks my toys and gets away with it! (Again, several levels)

CN: (Romantic): Hang on baby. Daddy’s coming.

CN: (Hopeful): She’s alive. There’s still a chance.

CN: (Angry funny): %$%#!@*%$#$%#@&%* MIB!

CN: (Just Angry): I’m going to start killing and I’m not sure when I’ll stop!

CN: (Corn Romance): Hold on my love, I’ll save you!

CN: (Really Dark Comedy): Did I make the payment on Barbie’s Life Insurance Policy this month?

CN: (Sadistic): I wonder what they are doing to her? And can I watch?

CN: (Whiny): Why does this crap always happen to me?

CN: (Perverted/Random): I wonder what she’s wearing for the torture?

CN: (Gross): That better not be the finger she checks my prostate with!

CN: (Prayerful): Please let her be ok.

CN: (Political): I wonder if they’ve tried the waterboarding yet?

CN: (Self Involved): Well at least she won’t be laughing AND pointing next time I can’t get it up.

CN: (Oblivious): I wonder why they call them “Dog Tags?”

CN: (Religious): Catholic! She told me she was Presbyterian!

and lastly:

CN: (preposterous): If I eat these I will gain her power!
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The man is a genius! Can we just say I intended ALL those meanings with the one line?

LOL!

]]> http://haft.bungie.org/2008/01/12/112-the-room-service-sucks-la-nudite-gratuite/feed/ 2 #98.75 Last Year’s Transport (J’Aime le… la?… l’Xbox) http://haft.bungie.org/2007/10/31/last-years-transport-jaime-le-la-lxbox/ http://haft.bungie.org/2007/10/31/last-years-transport-jaime-le-la-lxbox/#comments Wed, 31 Oct 2007 07:16:58 +0000 admin http://haft.bungie.org/2007/10/31/last-years-transport-jaime-le-la-lxbox/

Okay, here is HAFT Episode 98.74. Eldrad must live! After this I’ll be back on regular whole number numbering. Wee! In other news, I made tiny cookies out of FIMO polymer clay and black glass beads. Don’t judge me. Happy Hallowe’en! ]]>

Okay, here is HAFT Episode 98.74. Eldrad must live! After this I’ll be back on regular whole number numbering. Wee!

In other news, I made tiny cookies out of FIMO polymer clay and black glass beads.

Don’t judge me.

Happy Hallowe’en!

:-)

]]> http://haft.bungie.org/2007/10/31/last-years-transport-jaime-le-la-lxbox/feed/ 0 #66 We All Scream (Pour la crême glacée) http://haft.bungie.org/2007/08/09/66-we-all-scream-pour-la-creme-glacee/ http://haft.bungie.org/2007/08/09/66-we-all-scream-pour-la-creme-glacee/#comments Thu, 09 Aug 2007 15:05:19 +0000 admin http://haft.bungie.org/2007/08/09/66-we-all-scream-pour-la-creme-glacee/

I would just like to say that Halo Action Figure Theater is not taking over my life. I can quit any time I want to. Sure, the wife and kids don’t see me like they used to, and these days I have to pose my action figures sometimes starting at 10, or even 9 AM [...]]]>

I would just like to say that Halo Action Figure Theater is not taking over my life. I can quit any time I want to. Sure, the wife and kids don’t see me like they used to, and these days I have to pose my action figures sometimes starting at 10, or even 9 AM just to get going. But that doesn’t make me an addict! It doesn’t!!!!

*breaks down in tears*

]]> http://haft.bungie.org/2007/08/09/66-we-all-scream-pour-la-creme-glacee/feed/ 0 #63 The Grilling (Le ketchup est effrayant) http://haft.bungie.org/2007/08/01/63-the-grilling-le-ketchup-est-effrayant/ http://haft.bungie.org/2007/08/01/63-the-grilling-le-ketchup-est-effrayant/#comments Wed, 01 Aug 2007 14:25:00 +0000 admin http://haft.bungie.org/2007/08/01/63-the-grilling-le-ketchup-est-effrayant/

Oh, here is another HAFT. So now you can truly live. Live as you have never lived before. So… You will truly know what it is to be truly alive. Um, by reading this comic. Now, go eat pudding. ]]>

Oh, here is another HAFT. So now you can truly live. Live as you have never lived before. So… You will truly know what it is to be truly alive. Um, by reading this comic. Now, go eat pudding.

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