Halo Action Figure Theater » Steve

#187 Never Too Old Too Shame (Comme un Pez Dispenser)

Elnea — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 01:58:23 +0000

Happy Halloween!

Edit (Nov 3, 2009): Steve’s head was first seen to come off in HAFT #103 “Exchange Rate”.

#186 Moar Mouthwash (Votre thalamus était délicieux)

Elnea — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:57:02 +0000

Ew?

#153 Just Like Rabbits (Le bow chicka bow wow)

Elnea — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 21:21:28 +0000

Yes… well

…ahem.

It’s been a while, sorry about that. But I’ve been inspired to once again take up the strip by my good friend OboeCrazy, who was kind enough to send me a new camera, as my own camera was past its prime. It might take me a while to get the levels and such things just right on the snazzy thing (in my day we drew pictures with a stick and some charcoal, and that’s the way we liked it!) but I’ve got several strips under my belt ready for your consumption.

I thought I’d start off where I left off, with my mind in the gutter… I mean, emphasizing the zombie plot line and… um… Steve and Lois’s love… things?

Because isn’t that what HAFT is really all about?

Group hug!

#152 Yarrrr (Vous êtes un pirate!)

Elnea — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 19:13:56 +0000

Yo ho, mateys! How fare ye on this fine day, yarrrrr?

This be me second fav’rite holiday, the day we all be talkin’ like a pirate, yarrrrr!

Hoist the mainsail and get yerselves shipshape, me hearties! The time ta fight at the summit be nigh!

#143 More Lips to Love (L’amour, c’est stupide)

Elnea — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 00:11:59 +0000

Sorry for the delay, I had a slight hardware… I mean… a slight weapons malfunction, but, uh, everything’s perfectly all right now. We’re fine, we’re all fine here now, thank you. How are you?

Special Issue: So THIS is love? (L’amour triomphe de tout)

Elnea — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 06:01:24 +0000

Be my Valentine…

…or I’ll eat your BRAINS!

WUV!

(…A brief history of St. Valentine’s Day can be found at the History Channel Website. The holiday dates back to the 3rd Century in the time of the Roman Empire. Note: Juno was the Roman goddess of marriage, Venus the goddess of love…)

#107 I Hate When That Happens (Le Capitalisme et La Bourgeoisie ils sont la même chose)

admin — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 21:17:06 +0000

Sometimes, it is fun to just be random.

By the way: “Not like this… NOT LIKE THIS!!!” is probably my favorite Marvel comics quote of all time. It comes from a scene in Amazing Spider-Man #100 & 101: Peter Parker drinks a potion to get rid of his spider powers but instead grows four extra arms. Yes, Peter wanted to change himself… but “not like this… NOT LIKE THIS!!!” I think you get the picture. But if not you can check it out by clicking on this link:

Spider-Man Gets More than He Bargained For

I hate when that happens. Don’t you?

#106 That Doesn’t Seem Physically Possible (Joyeux Noël 2007)

admin — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 06:09:53 +0000

Hey, it’s Christmas. Jason gets his wires off, maybe Tony gets some pie, Lois gets her boyfriend back, everybody wins. A Happy Christmas for everyone!

*tee hee*

#105 She Screams in Lightish Red (Fermez la bouche!)

admin — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 00:03:08 +0000

I promise good things to happen on Christmas Day…

Here is a link to the image of the evil plans, if you want to see them.

A ZPT stands for “Zombified Tactical Personnel”

That is all.

#101 Mean People Suck (Il aime des menottes)

admin — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 15:45:02 +0000

Okay, here is the next HAFT. My son Spyton says it is getting too dark. Is it getting too dark? I don’t mean it to be dark. It does have a plot which does hang together and make sense and in the end will all come together in a way that will even satisfy OboeCrazy (who is a very tough story critic)… but it is not meant to be dark. It is meant to be… preposterous. I mean… For those of you lamenting the death of Weapon L… well, you guys DO know I’m a Marvel comics fan, right? Trust me. Everything is going to be okay. The HAFT motto: Amor Vincit Omnia which is Latin for: Omelette du Fromage.